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I'd rather go back to Little Venezia than get lost in the abyss of archives.

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Meet the curator of the Little Venezia site:


Nigmar: a man of many talents and similarly many canonical eccentric characteristics. This proud furry, black, gay, trans woman of power maintains and updates the Little Venezia site in an incompetent but dutiful manner, as any good janny, who does it for free, ought to do. Being only skilled at web development, taking upon the cursed programmer socks, Nigmar has decidedly shortened his life prematurely by at least 20 years. A master of propaganda and programming, Nigmar is a must-have recruit for any operation requiring shitty code of a poojeet and the relentless propaganda of unpaid interns in an election campaign (prime candidate to be hired as a social engineer). Nigmar indeed has valuable experience winning literally rigged elections through the power of propaganda. But who could forget Nigmar's signature hobby? Collecting 4chinz screencaps, of course. Trying to find a screencap, but don't have it saved? Nigmar probably has it somewhere in his vast sea of greentexts in his screencap folder.

"With shitty free photoshop, you can make fun of whomever you want," Nigmar said to himself, out loud.